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I was doing a little Creepmas browsing on Etsy and stumbled onto this lovely Krampus paddle by ProperNaughtyPaddles. This would be a fitting accessory to maybe <ahem> keep time while singing my Krampus Baby from last year.
Being the curious person I am, I wondered what else was available for Krampus play. Sadly not a lot, although Damn Average usually has a Krampus phallus or two in stock. But, and I could be wrong, but I feel like they're just slapping the Krampus name on their product.
Seriously how are there no Krampus crops or whips? I can't believe everyone is kickin' it old school with a bundle of sticks.
But while I couldn't find much in the way of Krampus toys, there seems to be a plethora of Krampus erotica. I didn't even have to dig around on sketchy websites, there are dozens of titles available at Amazon.
Unfortunately most of them don't have any reviews, so it's a shot in the dark to pick your poison.
Apparently A Naughty Boy for Krampus did so well they followed up with a A Naughty Boy for Krampus or Two.
A Kiss from Krampus: An Erotic Christmas Tail by Red Hanner seems to be the most widely read.
There's a great review on Cracked by Chris Sims about it. It didn't make me want to run out and buy a copy but I love this part of the review "...available for three bucks on your Kindle -- or, if you forget to check the right box at checkout like I did, the Kindle you got your mom for Christmas last year."
Then there is this charming young lady who was kind enough to read an excerpt from it.
I found this excerpt available at Smashwords.com of Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem by The Honourable Sir Edmund Quimlove and I was so impressed that I had to find out how the rest goes.
Sorry Smashwords, I bought it on Amazon because I'm lazy and already have an account with them.
Anyway I found it rather delightful, despite the crude title. Don't get me wrong, it is a very explicit poem about double penetration in a three-way with Santa Claus and Krampus, but it’s well written in a way you might not expect if you’re judging solely on the title.
It’s an enjoyable balance between fun and titillation milled together with essence of “The Night Before Christmas” and a dash of “My Favorite Things”.
If you are going to spend $.99 on one thing this Creepmas, it should be "Santa In The Pink..."
And don't forget to checkout the other participating Creepers at Creepmas.com.
And don't forget to checkout the other participating Creepers at Creepmas.com.
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