Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Creepmas Cthulhu

 
This was inspired by this gnome project, and a generous friend who had me over for my first felting experience. Which was a fail, but then I came home and did this with the stuff she gave me.  Being that this is my first felting project ever, take this tutorial for what it is, a work in progress.  If you don't know anything about felting I'd watch a few tutorials on Youtube.  I found this video to be very informative.
 
The Cthulhu above was made basically the same way as the following tutorial, but I've tried doing a few things differently.  Whether they are improvements remains to be seen, I'm still trying to figure things out.  The biggest difference is the "tentacles" on the guy above are made with curly wool locks. My friend just happened to have a handful of teal roving and a bit of the curly stuff, which was just enough to make two Cthulhu's.  I can't wait to have her pick out her favorite, after all none of this would've happened without her. 
 
I saw this tutorial on how make felt balls by shaking them around in a dish.  My ball didn't entirely ball up as you can see, I don't know what I did wrong, but it still gave me a nice foundation to work with. 
 
 
 
I covered it with more roving and felted it into a round oval shape. You want it to be firm, but not too firm.

 
 
I didn't have enough of the curly stuff for another full set of tentacles, so I got creative.  I started with rolling the roving into thin worm shapes.  The three tentacles on the left were braided together, dampened with a little water, the ends where curled around the braid and left to dry.  The only change with the two in the middle is they were braided with a piece of cord and that made for looser waves.  The one on the far right is the actual curly wool for comparison.
 
 
 
I liked the ones in the middle the best but I want them a little less kinky, there's something I thought I'd never say, so I doubled the strands before braiding. The picture below shows four rolls of roving braided with a piece of cord.  Again I wet the whole thing and curled the ends of the roving around the black cord and then let it dry.
 
 
 
And this is how they turned out. 
 
 
 
After the tentacles are made or if you have curly locks, fold them in half and starting at the bottom felt them into place. 
 
 
 
Continue with the next row.
 
 
 
And the next. 
 
 
 
Now it's time to firmly felt the head and then add details.  Here I just indented the eye area, left kind of a brow ridge and felted the forehead some more.  You could also make the details more prominent by felting in a darker shade.
 


Next is the hat.  Back to the original inspiration, per the pinecone gnome instructions I cut out a triangle 3 3/4 inch on all sides, folded it in half and stitched up the side. 
 
 
 
Here it is turned inside out to hide the stitching.  This makes a very gnomish hat, I'll probably play with different sizes in the future. 
 
 
 
To add a little puff ball at the end, grab some white roving and roll it into a little ball.
 
 
 
Start by felting it directly to the tip of the hat.  I poked the eraser end of a pencil into the hat to hold it without poking my fingers.  Once it's on there pretty good you can focus more on shaping it into a nice ball.  You could also just make a separate ball and stitch or glue it on.  You could also just glue on a pom pom, but where's the fun in that?
 
 
 
If you want the hat folded over you can stitch it in place or do like I did and insert a pipecleaner.  For the first Cthulhu,  I just used a piece of pipecleaner, with the ends folder over so it's not pokey.  This time I wrapped it in a little cotton batting to fill out the hat more. I think I liked it better without the extra padding, but I don't think you can even see a difference in the pictures. 
 

 
 
The next step is to figure out how long the trim needs to be. 

 
 
Felt it to about half the thickness, but keep the length. 
 
 
 
Position the hat on Cthulhu the way you want it, you can stick it a few times with the felting needle to tack it in place. 
 
 
 
Then add the trim and felt all the way around securing it and the hat to Cthulhu's head.
 
 
 
Then you can bend the pipecleaner for a sassy Cthulhu Santa look.

 
 
On a side note look at these delicious green brains we got from friends today.  Creepmas is the most wonderful time of the year. 
 
 

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Creepmas Ornaments

Here are some wonderfully creepy ornaments I saw on Etsy. 

This little angler and snowmen are by 5erg.  I love the grumpy snowman in the middle. 

 
 
This steampunk snowman is from AlternativeJewellery, they also had some cool 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' stuff. 

 
 
 And yet another awesome snowman, this one by artsycraftsyfolks.
 
 

And still more snowmen, these creepy cute guys are from SpookyHollow

 
 
This fabulous ornament is by CarnalBarker. What can I say I'm a sucker for anything with eyeballs and teeth. 

 
I can't decide which is cuter the snowman head or bat from WhimsyCalling.



Here is a creepy crawly from WhimzyGrimzy.

 
 
Here's a few ornaments I saw at Hobby Lobby.  Not my favorite store, but I always like to look for Creepmas inspiration.  I wonder if they realize they have the largest selection of Creepmas ornaments in town. Some are creepy cute, some are just creepy and some things like this display just make my eyes hurts. Seriously when did Candy Land throw up on the North Pole? 
 

 
 
 

I admit I couldn't resist, I bought the zombie ornament. I mean WWJD? 
 
 
Here's a few Creepmas ornaments that I received as gifts.  
 



And here's a Creepmas ornament that I made for a friend this year.  It's only about 3 inches tall, but it's filled with Creepmas cheer.
 

Monday, December 8, 2014

Creepmas Reading


 
 
Last year I picked up a copy of 'A Christmas Cthulhu' by David Griffiths and I really enjoyed it. I'm reading it again right now in fact, to get into the Creepmas spirit. 
 
It's 'A Christmas Carol' steeped in Cthulhu mythos and done quite well I might add.  There is also a Lovecraft inspired version of Dickens' 'The Haunted Man and the Ghost's Bargain' called 'The Haunted Man and the Reanimator's Bargain' and a short glossary in the back if you need to brush up on your mythos terminology. 
 
 
 
Another book I thoroughly enjoy is 'Santa Claws' by Laura Leuck and illustrated by Gris Grimly.  I'm a huge fan of Mr. Grimly's artwork. The story is a fun read and the characters are awesome.  It's also chock full of Creepmas décor ideas and festive holiday dishes, like poison berry pie, cookies topped with flies and eggnog with spider legs. 

This weekend I made chocolate chip cookies, with the sole purpose of making cookies topped with flies.  I've seen spider cookies where they just dragged a toothpick through the melted chips to make legs.  I thought I could do something similar, but fly wing shaped.  It didn't work out like that.  If I try again, I'll try piping on some melted chocolate in a fly shape.  I also got eggnog. I thought I'd sprinkle on some chocolate jimmies and call them spider legs.  Nobody wanted fake spider legs in their eggnog. Maybe I should have just bought a cherry pie, said it was poison berry and called it a day. 


Another one we read every year is 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' by Tim Burton.  I'm probably in the minority, but while I like both the book and the movie, I prefer the book. Like 'Santa Claws', it's fun to read aloud, the artwork is gorgeous and full of Creepmas inspiration. 





Then there is the classic (classic used to mean old stuff, now it means things that have been around since I was a kid),  'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', by Dr Suess.  This one is fun to read too, but unless you sound like Boris Karloff, it pales in comparison to the cartoon and the book doesn't have a theme song. 

Finally I'll end with M. R. James. If you'll be telling scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago, you'll need a little M. R. James.  At Thin-Ghost.org you can read all his ghost stories.  

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Creepmas Classic

I know I posted about the cartoon Billy & Mandy Save Christmas last Creepmas, but we just watched it again and I can't get over how wonderful it is. 


It's the perfect Creepmas classic that you can watch every year and it's fun for the whole family. Ok there is a two second shot of Santa's whale tail where you might want to avert your eyes, but there's cookies and milk and vampires.  There's nods to A Clockwork Orange, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & and the Island of Misfits Toys, The Empire Strikes Back, Bram Stroker's Dracula and more.  Besides the awesome main characters Billy, Mandy and of course Grim, they have some of the greatest voices, Malcom McDowell, Carol Kane and Gilbert Gottfried. 

It's always on On-Demand on Cartoon Network every year and it's part of their Christmas 3 DVD. I also found it online here

There is also a 'The Fright Before Christmas' game on Cartoon Network's site, I haven't actually played it, but I thought I'd still throw that out there.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Creepmas Carols

I have zero musical talent, but bubble-gum pop stars don't let little things like that stop them and neither will I.

So I came up with my own Creepmas carol, inspired in part by the movie 'Silent Night, Bloody Night'.  I generally only sing in my car or the shower, it's kind of a public service that I provide, but while I was trying the lyrics out loud my kids said I sounded really creepy.  So I thought maybe what this song needs isn't another Rosemary Clooney, maybe what it really needs is a delusional, tone deaf, psychopath.  Well two out of three isn't bad. 

So here is my rendition of "I'll Be Home for Christmas".  The scene is a slightly altered Christmas card.
 
 

I'll Be Home for Christmas

I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
I’ve escaped the asylum
And killed the orderlies

Christmas Eve will find me
Lurking right outside
I'll be home for Christmas
You’d better run and hide

 I'll be home for Christmas
I know you’re to blame
I know you’re the reason
They all think I’m insane

 Christmas Eve will find me
Lurking right outside
I'll be home for Christmas
You’d better run and hide
 
 
Now that I've scorched your eardrums, let me introduce them to the soothing melody of Zombie Christmas by Emmy the Great & Tim Wheeler
 
 
Here's a fun zombie video, Frosty Zombies:
 
 
And the classic "I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth":
 
 
Here's another original Zombie carol with a puppet:
 

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Spooky Snow Owls

Ever since we dabbled in toilet paper roll owls at this year's Halloween craft party, I've been itching to make some snowy white owls.  In all honesty none of these are very spooky, but owls definitely have a high spook factor, in their own mysteriously majestic way. The way they move, the way they sound, the way they can move without making a sound and those eyes. What can measure the weight of your soul quicker than an owls gaze?  And of course the owls are not what they seem

These owls were made by my Girl Scout troop with tp rolls, paper punches, feathers, foam pieces, googly eyes and lots of glitter.  I would love to have a tree full of all white and all black owls.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Sinister Snowflakes

 
 This was a fun, easy project to do with the kids and we ended up with some awesome Creepmas decorations.
 
 
We used 8 and 4 inch foam snowflakes, assorted sequins, Halloween confetti, rhinestones and googly eyes.
 
 
A lot of the snowflakes were pastel colored, but two coats of acrylic paint fixed that. 
 
 
And that's how we creep things up for the holidays around here.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Creepmas Fudge



♫ It’s beginning to look a lot like Creepmas
 Death is at your door ♪
♬ And She’s handing out tasty treats
The kind you love to eat
 With shiny skulls and finger bones galore ♫
 
 
Death and I spread a little Creepmas joy in the neighborhood tonight. Did a little caroling, not that Death actually sings out loud, but she silently skulked in a very festive manner and we gifted the neighbors (at least the one's that don't scare easily) with Creepmas Fudge. If you'd like to learn more about Creepmas or check out what the other participating Creepers are doing to celebrate, click on the scary looking Creeper Santa badge. It's ok you can click, he doesn't bite...probably. 

I used the recipe for Simple Chocolate Fudge from JoyOfBaking.com.  I've never made fudge before and this recipe lives up to its name, it's super easy.  Also a good way to use up sweetened condensed milk if you have some left over from making brains.  I only made a quarter of the recipe at a time.  I've heard fudge sets really quickly, I don't know if that applies to 'simple' fudge, but doing molds takes a bit longer than just filling a pan and for my speed a fourth the recipe was just right before it started to stiffen.

So for a quarter batch you will need:

3.5 oz sweetened condensed milk 
4 oz semi sweet chocolate
1/2 tablespoon butter
1/2 teaspoon vanilla

3 oz white chocolate (to coat the molds)

I cheated and put the condensed milk, chocolate and butter in a glass bowl and microwaved it for 30 seconds instead of using a double boiler and that worked fine for me. Stirred a bit until it was all melted and added the vanilla.  I was a good girl and properly chopped up the chocolate, so I'm sure that helped the melting process, normally I'm pretty lazy about that and just break it into chunks. 

I used Wilton's Skeleton Finger mold and the face half of their 3D Skull mold.

Coat the molds with tempered white chocolate. Read about Truffles the Rat, if you want my shtick on tempering. For the skulls I used a little less than a 1/2 teaspoon, for the fingers a bit more, about 3/4 teaspoon. 

After the chocolate is set, make the fudge and fill the molds. I used a half tablespoon to fill the skull molds and a full tablespoon for the fingers. There was enough fudge to make 12 skulls and 6 fingers.

Cover the molds in plastic wrap and push the fudge into all the nooks and crannies and level it out.  Refrigerate until set, about an hour. 

Monday, December 1, 2014

Creepmas Presents

Every December 1st, Death and I go around visiting neighbors and handing out treats to kick off the first day of Creepmas.  That was the plan for tonight, but we are still making Creepmas Fudge so it's not going to happen.  In the meantime I've been window shopping over at Etsy while the fudge sets, so if you've been wondering what to get me for Creepmas here are a few ideas:

 
This cute fuzzy guy has already been sold, but there are other goodies over at AlwaysSugarCoated

 
 
Over at theshadowfarm you can find Ebenezer and his good friend Jacob Marley.  Don't those two make a handsome pair? 



Here is a dolly for little Nell at FadedRoseFactoryEtc, she's so sweet. 

 
 
If I had this doll from IckyEcoDolls , I would also have a bumper sticker that said, "My Icky Eco Doll can beat up your Sock Monkey."

 
 
I'm not a hardcore The Nightmare Before Christmas fan but Jack's house by HauntedConstruction is to die for, or at least to kill for. 

 
 
This slightly psychotic Rudolph from TinyTurds is adorable.

 
 
Cross stitch usually doesn't trip my trigger, but after seeing this piece by StichinbyKristin, consider my trigger tripped.   

 
  
Nothing says Merry Creepmas like tentacles, and this print from wibbleyworld has them in abundance.   
 
 
 
Aside from tentacles this Snuffy-thulhu from RavendarkCreations really doesn't have anything to do with Creepmas, but it's so cute, cuddly and eldritchly. Surely one of the Old Ones will leave it under my tree. 

 
 
This bookmark from uncannyartshop has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Creepmas, but I love to read and this is the best bookmark ever. It's like we were made for each other.